The Onion Targets Infowars: Satirical Takeover Seeks to Transform Jones’ Platform into Parody
The Onion seeks court approval for an $81,000 monthly licensing deal to transform Alex Jones’ Infowars conspiracy platform into a satirical parody site.
The Onion seeks court approval for an $81,000 monthly licensing deal to transform Alex Jones’ Infowars conspiracy platform into a satirical parody site.
Canonical tracker of suspicious scientist deaths and disappearances, 1994-2026. Full database of 110+ cases, the 2022-2026 nuclear and aerospace cluster Trump just ordered investigated, and the historical waves that established the pattern.
Treasury Department extends Russian oil sanctions waiver despite Cabinet official’s public promise not to renew, exposing policy contradictions amid Iran conflict.
Trump orders federal investigation into mysterious deaths and disappearances of ten scientists with access to classified nuclear and aerospace programs.
Microsoft and US tech giants successfully lobbied the EU to hide individual datacentre emissions data behind confidentiality clauses that legal experts warn may violate transparency laws.
Tennessee Representative Tim Burchett claims U.S. government maintains active contact with extraterrestrial beings while warning full disclosure would cause public alarm.
Democratic leaders remain silent as Trump pushes for warrantless surveillance renewal, leaving caucus divided on crucial privacy protections.
BBC senior reporter Ghoncheh Habibiazad’s career connections to CIA-founded networks and regime change organizations revealed after controversial Iran article.
State Department leverages U.S. financial influence to pressure Inter-American Commission on Human Rights into abandoning investigation of Trump’s deadly boat strike campaign that has killed 168 civilians.
DOGE’s mass firing of State Department personnel left Americans stranded in the Iran war zone without adequate government rescue capabilities.
The FAA has imposed a 21-month nationwide drone ban covering immigration enforcement operations, sparking a federal lawsuit over First Amendment press freedom violations.
DOJ declares Presidential Records Act unconstitutional, potentially blocking public access to decades of presidential documents and enabling future White House secrecy.
Iran transforms the Strait of Hormuz into a toll system requiring yuan payments, directly challenging the petrodollar system that has underpinned U.S. global economic dominance for decades.
Major news outlets transformed a routine military rescue into a Hollywood-style narrative using identical dramatic language and synchronized messaging from anonymous government sources.
Planet Labs implements indefinite embargo on Middle East satellite imagery following White House pressure, blocking independent verification of war damage.
Analysis reveals BRICS multipolarity as a managed transition strategy toward world government completion rather than genuine resistance to Western hegemony.
Sensitive CBP facility access codes and operational procedures were exposed through public Quizlet flashcards, highlighting vulnerabilities in government training protocols.